DRUMROLL PLEASE.….Here is your answer key! IF YOU ANSWERED MOSTLY A: You are a match with Patrick Patterson, Houston Rockets Power Forward. Age: 23 Height: 6’9″ Hometown: Washington, D.C. Twitter: @pdpatt IF YOU ANSWERED MOSTLY B: You are a match with Eric Garcia, Houston MMA Fighter Age: 31 Height: 5’10″ Hometown: Houston, Texas Twitter: N/A [...]
As a girl in this town, into sports or not, one has to admit that there’s some, umm…”hefty talent” among the male athletes ‘round these here parts. But how will you ever make up your mind as to which one of them is your ideal match? You don’t want to end up with the wrong guy, now, do you? So here’s where I come in….as usual. Instructions: Grab a pen [...]
Texans are out of town, and you’re figuring out where to end up [most likely drunk off your ass] watching some football. Do you go out to a bar? Do you tailgate? Do you sit at home on your couch with a bottle of vodka and a box of cocoa puffs? This past Sunday, I left my cave in favor of Texans Grille and the Battle Red Freaks. If you [...]
Hey cutie. Let’s talk game attire and etiquette. Scenario: You’ve spent your hard-earned cash and copped courtside tix to the next home game. Obviously, you’re trying to catch his eye, but how do you do that without looking like a full-on jersey ho? The answer is not to prance around in 6” tall Loubs and fall flat on your crazy, white ass. And unless you’re a mega-fan, and sit with [...]
So you want to date an athlete. Obviously a lofty goal (no pun intended), but in the end potentially something really great. So you stalk the hell out of these guys until they notice you out of the thousands upon thousands of “jersey chasers”, and when they finally do notice you, you act aloof, and say extremely cliché things like “well, I’m not like other girls” or my personal fave, “I can [...]
